The servers are fine, the elevator is not.
August 13, 2008 – 2:24 pmSo this is semi-work related, and I do not want to have to retell this story…
I hired a buddy of mine to do the ‘OMG, Rob is out of town and the servers are down, fix now!’ kind of stuff. He works in another datacenter, and knows how to handle himself around servers and the like. He comes downtown today to get his access setup and see the site.
We get all that done just before 4 and get in the elevator. I need to get my car at the 3rd floor, and he has to go to 1 and go outside for his car. Elevator gets to floor 3, DING, door slides open 3 inches…and stops. Closes, opens 3 inches, stops…. wash, rinse, repeat for a few minutes. We try to pull it open, it locks in place at 3″. We press the emergency call, can barely hear the person on the speakerphone. They said they would send someone.
We wait another 15 minutes, and the door stops trying to open, the motor has burned out, and smoke starts filling the car. AWESOME! So we call again, and the person who picks up doesnt know where we are, who were are, what town or state we are in, and can barely hear us, and we cannot understand her very well. Rich decides smoke + elevator = 911 call and calls 911. We wait….
10 more minutes or so….
Smoke stops pouring into the elevator, the burning smell of electronics is stinkin the place up, but no more smoke, yay? So we wait…
10 more minutes or so, and we can hear folks outside the elevator yelling to us. We tell them what floor we are on, they start talking to us. Then the elevator decides to go to floor 4 (WTF) and we yell and they yell and 10 minutes later (we actually had our phones out timing this insanity) they are trying to pry the doors open with a crowbar or something, because its making marks at the center opening of the door. They fail…
The car then goes to the first floor, and sits there for 25 minutes. We get tired of waiting, and both say ‘Hell, lets try to pull it open.’ I stand up, and I am able to do so without Rich helping me. It seems when they fired off the fireman override to ground all the elevators, it did something to the doors. We save ourselves and walk into the lobby. We see to fireman, conversation goes as follows”
Me: Hey, you know that two guys in car 4 called you right?
Fireman: Yea, we are trying to find out why it happened.
Me: Well, no one RESCUED THEM. WE ARE THOSE GUYS AND HAD TO PRY THE DOOR OPEN OURSELVES.
FM: Looks imcompetant and mutters something about Fire Marshal is handing blah blah blah.
Me: Yea whatever, the point is we were stuck in there.
FM: We are doing a floor by floor check.
Me: Wouldn’t it make sense to rescue the two gents who called you in the first place, who reported at that time that thier car was filling with smoke?
FM: Stupid look.
Me: Fantastic…
Now, I respect that these folks go in and rescue ppl. I do not like they NEGLECTED TO RESCUE ME AND MY BUDDY RICH.
Times are approx. We did not write things down in the elevator. However, we got in the elevator at 3:58 and did not walk outside until 5:04.






